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Aug. 14th, 2005 03:20 pm
girlofprey: (R for raygun - sandintheglass)
Things that are strange:

  • The way we tell people about conversations we've had with other people, especially arguments - giving ourselves a very reasonable voice, and others a very high, hysterical, perhaps even insane one.

  • Thinking that there was ever a time when I was as small as my nephew, and my parents didn't know anything about me except that I existed and liked to bite things. That there was a time there probably WAS nothing to know about me except that I existed and liked to bite things.


Things that make me happy No.s 56-?:

  1. Doll house food.

  2. New batteries in my electric toothbrush.

  3. News about really good looking future films.

  4. Action figures! (Mirrormask toys, omg!)

  5. David Eggers' How We Are Hungry.


I appear to have caught the AU bug ever so slightly. Right now Francis is a sailor. Soon he will be a knight. Also, I sort of want him to be a vampire slayer. Hmm. Yes.
girlofprey: (Craig!!)
Crazy crossover idea of the day: Faith in the Sin City universe. I'm not volunteering to write it any time soon, but...it'd be cool, wouldn't it? ::knows it's true::

Have been on ill-baby duty for the past couple of days - sister is ill now - but managed to do a bit of scribbling. Thus I present to you drabbles: Reese/Francis the only way I can see it right now (hello, [livejournal.com profile] jekesta!), and something I actually wrote ages ago but 'tweaked' a bit last night and turned into something slightly different from what I started out with. But it's Sea of Souls, so I don't expect anyone to know what the hell I'm talking about. For the record, the main character is John Wade, a psychic entertainer who may actually be able to heal people and occasionally sees his dead sister asking for a playmate; and Craig is a cute, sweet but obnoxious paranormal investigator who thinks John is taking a young cancer-patient for a ride. There is a picture of them in my gallery, and Craig is in the icon, yay, and the scene is set just after Wade uses his powers oppositely to intimidate Craig on some stairs. Yes.

Title: Sleeps With...
Author: Girlofprey
Rating: PG-13 (it's worked so far)
Pairing: Reese/Francis
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine, or the words. Just the order of the words.
Summary: Brotherly love (failing an original summary)

Sleeps With... )


Title: T Minus
Author: Girlofprey
Pairing: None, really, but I like to think of it as leading to Craig/Wade :)
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine. None of the situations are mine. I didn't invent any of the words. Please don't steal the order I put them in though.
Summary: On the nature of a bond.

T Minus )


I'm not entirely sure about these ones - I feel like I finished them quite quickly, and in a not-entirely-analytical headspace - so feel free to criticise. Feedback appreciated as always ;)

Also, we have a slight infestation of tiny flies in our house. I'm not kidding, a small CLOUD came out when I emptied my little bin this morning ::shudders:: And they're all over the kitchen. We're contemplating a fly-spray offensive, or perhaps just setting the house on fire. Hmm.
girlofprey: (call_me_daisy - shine)
[Poll #548600]

Worky talky )

Am attempting to get on with the Francis/Spangler in Alaska! fic, but for some reason I keep being bombarded with Lemony Snicket bunnies. I want Violet to grow up and start a detective agency with Fernald. Very much. Also they should dance the tango, or some form of swing dancing, at some point. I blame Fernald's suits, they have corrupted me.

I read a Willy Wonka fic by [livejournal.com profile] japanpeterpan also, and it occurred to me the Baudelaire orphans should probably go to Willy's factory. Although that might count as a Fortunate Event. Which I suppose would be the challenge of it. Hmm.

(Up to) 100 things that make me happy, because I have the computer for a while, and hahahaha! )
girlofprey: (aint_nobody - girlfrancis!)
Gack. Head hurts. The past few days' sore throat had morphed into a cold and my nose is all blocked. It hurts to breathe. Ouch :(

At the museum all day. Semi-fun as usual. Spent the morning sorting through articles on a big event at our local castle from 1988, which I did not know had happened. Apparently it might be happening again soon - yay! Basically I was just looking for crap copies of things we already had, so they could be thrown away. Then I had to photocopy them all for some king of museums, I don't know. The museum owner continues to be lovely, although all his jokes about putting me off are starting to make me wonder if he doesn't actually want me there omg, but he did offer to lend me his video of The Third Man, with omg Orson Welles, so I like him :D Then we went into the glass room and I learned why Glasshoughton is called Glasshoughton, rather than just Houghton (can you guess?). I had to write tiny letters on glass with a drawing pen - I did not enjoy it. I kept getting it all wrong and having to do it again, and then I had to varnish it and then the varnish smeared it!!! Growl. But yes. Then I had to number and measure old butcher's implements (still sharp), which it turned out belonged to the butcher who supervised the abbatoir which used to be where my house is now! Which is...nice!

Also, I volunteered to work at my local British Heart Foundation shop. Because it's probably more useful experience, and I still have plenty of free time left. And I like working :) Even if I mostly just daydream about vaguely Mary-Sueish werewolves...(At no point did I ever claim to be sane! Yes.)

I wish I owned Malcolm in the Middle on DVD. I wish I owned a lot of things on DVD. I wish I owned everything I ever wanted to own on DVD on DVD. Also books. Some people say MITM is coming out on Region 2 soon, some say it is not. My head hurts. Ouch.

The slash )
girlofprey: (Default)
Cut for angst )

Anyway. Interesting dreams last night. One was some weird amalgamation of three girls in the book I'm currently reading, my brain apparently not being sure which one to go with or what to do with them. Which was rather exhausting really. And the other one involved Francis and Spangler and a gun-wielding lunatic who shot Francis numerous times, and Mulder and Scully being ABSOLUTELY USELESS. Hmm.

I am attempting to get Francis and Spangler to fall in love in fic somehow. Properly, with touching and whatnot. And perhaps the line 'my beacon on land and my star at sea'. Outside of a zombie attack or Revolutionary siege, I'm not doing very well. Hmmm.
girlofprey: (constantine - bring you home)
Finished Half-Blood Prince last night.Spoilers )
girlofprey: (call_me_daisy - David Desire)
RL happenings, yay. See how I alternate the things I LJ-cut, ooo.. )

Then we all went to Pizza Hut, even Jack. It was yum, if a bit confusing and expensive. My tongue bled for no particular reason. The coke tasted funny, so I think perhaps there was bleach in it. Hmm. Perhaps overdramaticness again.

I have an urge to write [livejournal.com profile] ship_manifestos. Because clearly hardly anyone has yet seen the glory of Violet/The Hook-handed Man. Or Tim/Duane. Or Dr/Mickey. Hmm.

On a final fannish note, I am starting to understand wild crossover-love. Because clearly Lindsey and Draco should do sex. They would be all 'we are both evil and rich, ahahaha', but secretly Lindsey would be 'but you were rich before me, you little bastard', and there would be angst and pretty hair and it would be magic!

Also, there should be more Lindsey Mpreg. Because the firm would be all 'here is your demonic maternity leave then', and Lindsey would be all 'wtf?!'. And Angel would be following him around more and upset about him drinking scotch, and Lindsey would be all 'I'm not going to stop working!'. And I would die, happy.

Also, Crazy by Tori Amos is perhaps the best angsty Lindsey/Angel song there ever was. If I knew how to upload music files, I would so upload the music file. Because; 'he said, first let's just unzip your religion..down..'. Dude.
girlofprey: (Slytherin Princess)
Things:

  • I have done the First Post. Private. thing. Also, I'm going to give my journal details and password to my mother in case anything happens to me in real life, so that you're not left hanging. Just in case.

  • Writing is fun! Particularly with the sun out and blue skies and warmth. It's like Fic Camp! There should so be a Fic Camp.

  • I am deeply tempted by all the pretty book on amazon, even the hideously expensive ones. Especially the hideously expensive ones. Never mind the fact that I'm reading about 3 simultaneously at the minute and have a further stack under the bed.

  • Ah well :)

  • My dad thinks it is unhealthy for me to spend so much time in my room - hardly a suprise. He cheerfully ignores the fact that much of the time I am reading 1984I am not sure what he expects me to do otherwise. Watch the soaps with him and mum? Hmph.

  • ::Refuses to think about [livejournal.com profile] jekesta's suggestion for a Drop the Dead Donkey/1984 crossover. Refuses to think about what a lovely Julia Damien would make::


And memery!

Knowledge! )

Sex! )
girlofprey: (Hooks! ::swoon::)
Downloaded RealPlayer in an attempt play Jekesta's Drop the Dead Donkey DVDs, after an attempt to watch an episode on Paramount was cruelly thwarted by the rest of the family. Well, it downloaded fine, but sadly it still won't play them as DVDs. All I get is the sound. It said something about downloading something to play the content, and then that it couldn't download that particular something. All I know is I can't watch lovely Damien 24/7. Growl.

Does anyone else think that (B&Q?) advert almost ordering you to 'tell (B&Q) what happens in your kitchen' is slightly frightening and 1984-ish? Hmm.

I screencapped the last half-hour or so of Die Hard. It turned up some suprising discoveries and some lovely shots of McClane's hair. Tiring though. And my stupid DVD player keeps shutting itself off at the critical moment! Just because I want it to stop going backward at 1/2 and start going forward at 1/4 so I can pause it and take a screenshot! Growl!

I hearby rec [livejournal.com profile] guede_mazaka's Divinity series. It's a Boondock Saints/Once Upon a Time in Mexico crossover with plenty of Norse myth thrown in, and my head's in too much of a funny place to read it but it looks damn good, and she's a great writer anyhow, so if you're into the fandoms check it out.

I've had an idea for a Nanowrimo novel, which I think could easily stretch to 50,000 words if I gave it a go. The problem is if I can set enough time out of studying and, y'know, sleeping in November. But I really am quite taken with the idea, and if it was Nanowrimo and the challenge was just to get the damn thing out on the page, I think I'd probably have a fair whack at it. Hmm. Details, details, cut in case you're not interested in the least )

Today was pretty bad family-wise. I'm pretty close to posting all the sordid details just so I don't have to keep making veiled and I'm sure annoying references to 'family drama'. And partially so I can stop worrying anyone reading thinks I'm whining about a few arguments. But I don't want to dump it on anyone either, and make them uncomfortable. And I don't want an excuse to go on and on about it here. Here is the place for joy and laughter and squee, and...pretty icons. Sigh.

It's really hot. Really hot :(
girlofprey: (yorda_ - President Zaphod)
I went to see Kung Fu Hustle with friend Sam, hurrah.

Thoughts )

Now I want to write 'American Gothic Hustle'. Wherein it turns out that Selena is actually a kung fu expert. And so is Matt. Just in time for a kung-fu smackdown with some nasty out-of-towners. And Lucas will just be generally confused. Yay :)

And also: daleks, yay!!
girlofprey: (kiyra_no_kirei)
...I'm on the Internet on my own laptop, for the first time in a year! Teh yay ::blows party-popper:: Which essentially means I can hold of on a paid account for a while, because I can just mix and match the icons saved on my hard drive, without pissing about with floppy disks. Which is probably for the best, since dad convinced me I really did need £40 worth of virus protection stuff ::sighs:: If I get a virus now, I will personally hunt this 'Norton' down and infect him. Oh yes.

Thanks to this, I have been having further Adventures on MSN, and learned that a sort-of friend of mine from college is getting engaged. It is a wonderful thing of course, but slightly scary. He is getting engaged. My sister has a baby. I can't just do learning for that much longer. The world is changing, and I still don't have a boyfriend, 20 years later ::mourns:: Brand new bright tomorrow and all that. Hmm.

In other news, Kingdom of Loathing is perhaps the best thing in the world ever. I so need an icon of someone looking slightly mad and panicky, saying 'Spiders! Spiders threaten the gourd!'. Also, I just had to kill a spider in real life. It was huge, and far too fast for good spider/Rachael relations. I squished it, yes.

In other other news, late night South Park perhaps the best thing ever, even if it does kill me with sleeplessness. Jewbilee! Bear-Jew alliances! Moses! And how did I ever forget my love for Kyle Broflovski? Hurrah for angry, principled eight-year-old boys. Sadly there are no icons of him looking enraged. Hmm.

In yet more other news, Six Feet Under is apparently my show of wonder and strange crossovers. Scrubs, perhaps, for different tone tension? Kingdom Hospital, with a side of Nate/Paul slash? ::loffs Paul:: Buffy - Spike/David? So many choices. And of course there's always the Nate/Billy OTP to keep me entertained. Currently there are bunnies wherein Billy seduces some more of Nate's family, or even just subtly moves onto the man himself in an effort to screw up his relationship with Brenda. And then there can be realising of how great Nate is, and angst, and going off his meds in a whole new way, and everything even more twisted and fucked-up than it is already. Yay :D

I want to write these things. I don't know why I don't. Too much pressure on myself, perhaps, feeling that they need to be, omg, perfect! And then I think 'well, I'll just relax', but then I start worrying I won't put any effort in at all. Hmm. I have been told I think too much. Probably this is true. Of course, maybe now some of the 'when will I be able to get on the Internet?' pressure is off things will flow more freely. Hopefully.

Going now. Late night South Park, eeee....
girlofprey: (Slytherin Princess)
Am back at home. My father has a huge new computer screen 8o

Fun fun fun as usual. Sister screaming at dad. Mum complaining about sister. Baby generally yelling at things. We're not doing anything because Katie (el sister) might get upset about us going out without her/not wanting to spend every second with Jack, and I can't even go on the Internet much because either dad's working on it or my sister's checking to make sure there's no possible way anything she's buying could be got cheaper elsewhere. Still, that's not that much different from Internet availability in Nottingham. And dad is talking about getting a Router (?) for the summer, so yay perhaps. For then.

Sigh. It's not all bad, I suppose. Room is not as full of stuff as I thought it would be, and the baby is quite lovely. Has two teeth now! Is a top pair away from being Sunny. And he seems to like me, even if he does try to eat my hand when it goes anywhere near his face. I just wish we'd do something when I come home. Blah.

Anyway. Nicer things. Have lots of mail, including the £360 I ordered from my Post Office account. They said they would pay it into my bank. They did not. Hmm. Also a nice bill from La Senza. And a form saying I only get £2735 of loan next year. Hmm. But I'm reading Lolita, so I get to feel all intellectual, and I get to sit in a comfy chair while I watch Have I Got News for You. Ian's tie/shirt combo - liked. Comedian whose name I don't know on Ian's team - liked. Paul's comment that he is 'the wind beneath Ian's wings' - felt very happy for my Hignfy-lovin' friends indeed :D

Went to see Sin City again on Thursday, under the sneaking suspicion I wouldn't be seeing it over the weekend. Spoilers )

Also, got the new Empire magazine yesterday - following their good review/feature, I so want to go see The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse. Papa Lazarou! In the real world! Possibilities of Lazarou/Reece slash, outside of crackfic! Hurrah! ::makes plans::

And for the rest of the year: Corpse Bride! Crazy animation! Helena Bonham-Carter as femme-fatale (literally)! ::<3's her like woah!::. And The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe looks fantastic. Tilda Swinton as the witch, in a polar-bear driven chariot! Hurrah for films, hurrah! Hurrah for Empire, hurrah! And hurrah for Mickey on Doctor Who today, hurrah!

Hello!

Jun. 1st, 2005 06:06 pm
girlofprey: (R for raygun - sandintheglass)
You know what would be nice? A book allowance. From the Government and whatnot. Wherein you could just have one book - any book - a week, for free. It would work - you would wait for the beginning of each week to get another book, rather than buying 3 in one go and shoving them under the bed. Which I'm sure no-one anywhere does ::sets fire to under my bed:: Just a thought I had, in a bookshop just now. Contemplating petty theft.

Also, weather that would make up its bastard mind. Just pick a theme and stick with it. I wouldn't mind continuous rain in the winter. At least then you could buy a scuba suit and be done with it. Have a floor of your house that converted into a swimming pool. But no. We have to have the ever-changing miracle of weather. Hurrah. Another annoying thing is thinking you can't possibly write a 400-word film review of Sin City, and then getting started and writing 500. And walking to campus in the rain only to find the travel office has closed and you cannot get a coach ticket home for Friday. Growl.

But - I have finished Lemony Snicket, up to press! Except for the Unauthorised Biography but we ignore that! The Grim Grotto spoilers )
girlofprey: (John/Satan yay! - otherpictures)
Omg the warm! What is this about? I ate an ice-cream yesterday! I am so disoriented I may need to lie down.

Yay, I am useless at doing reading! Am going home in 6 hours, for two weeks, and have pretty much no books of essay relevance. Possibly I should not have waited for the last day of term to try to get some - all that is left is the old crumbly ones. But I am thinking perhaps I will just have two weeks of homeness, seeing friends, birthday-joy, and sort-of thinking about what I want to do in my essays, but not doing any actual work on them. Possibly this is a plan inspired by laziness rather than smart thinking. I find I do not care.

Attempts to read Lemony Snicket 5 last night were interrupted by movie!plotbunnies dancing before my eyes. Growl. Am in that annoying mood of just wanting to race through the next few books to get to the hook-handed man bits, which is annoying because this book's actually really good. I <3 Violet. I may buy a violet ribbon for my hair, though it would essentially be tacked to my head as I have no long hair to tie up with it no. But still. Yes.

Am going into town now to spend money I don't have on comic books omg, rather than staying here and doing photocopying (I tell myself I can't afford it - this is how my brain ACTUALLY works) and reading stuff. Yes. Goodbye.

:* (it's sort of a kiss - just go with it!)
girlofprey: (R for raygun)
I really shouldn't be here doing this - Byron awaits, and I keep getting invitations to social events which will thieve more of my time even though I can't really afford to go to them - but I'm trying to be faithful to this Livejournal. I will post, I will, I will, I will.

So here I am. Watched the last episode of Season 4 Six Feet Under last night and am all about the Billy/Nate again, even though they were NEVER EVEN IN A SCENE TOGETHER. That's how much I love this ship. I think when Billy sees Nate again, with all the posturing and bullshit stripped away and just a lot of sadness and strength remaining, he will really, REALLY want his camera. Also, Billy's newfound stability seems like just the thing Nate needs right now. So yes. I foresee much angst in the future they have inside my head (and I would write it down, if not for the ACCURSED ESSAY!!!).

Still obssessing over Guy and Mac though. I wish the DVD was out tomorrow, but apparently if it DOES come out it won't be till the new year :(. Hopefully with many extras, though. Such as commentaries where they all talk about the slash. Have a vague plotbunny for long angsty-ness post episode 9 - they get off the cliff but decide to check into a B'n'B until Guy's ready to face police and home-type people. But Guy is taking his time, oh yes! And getting very drunk! And finally realising he's in love with Mac! But it's just completely the wrong time, and he can't cope, and Mac doesn't quite know what to do. There are many things I have not plotted out (which is good), but I know there will be much angst, and Guy getting angry with the Welsh, and having to spend a fair amount of time in his bathrobe because they have no other clothes, and an odd, fragile Guy/Mac/Martin situation by the end.

But in the meantime, I thought I'd post this rather than letting it languish on my hard drive. I wrote it in about 2 hours one day, having had the plotbunny (hear me utilise the lingo) bouncing around for a few days. I'm not entirely happy with it, and know parts of it to be AU by now, but I wrote it, which I'm proud of, and I finished it, which I'm proud of, and it's the first fic that might actually get read by people who are familiar with the fandom. So...yes. Here it is.

A super-angsty alternative Green Wing Greek tragedy )

story notes )

Note to self: Stop doing epic-length posts.
girlofprey: (Default)
I was completely struck down in the middle of (fairly dull) Medieval Studies lecture by this idea, which may turn into a plotbunny, and even perhaps a drabble for this weeks Contrelamontre challenge if I'm feeling adventurous, so I thought I'd share it: the 'Greek tragedy' of Sappho. I'm become fairly interested in her lately, since discovering some fascinating facts, and being the only one in my Literary Culture seminar who knew who she was (triumphant blush). She's an ancient Greek poet, perhaps the only (famous) female Greek poet, who Homer apparently considered 'the Tenth Muse'. She was also a lesbian - her all-female community on the isle of Lesbos is actually where the word comes from - and was meant to have died throwing herself off a cliff when her lover left her for a man. And was apparently turned into a bird, which is pretty, but neither here nor there.

So I'm thinking, in slashy terms of course. The way Green Wing is going I actually wouldn't be SUPRISED if Guy turned out to be gay, or even if he and Mac rode off into the big gay sunset together. I mean, I like Caroline, but not the over-shippines of the show, and Mac still seems to be being fairly cruel to her to me, and is perhaps just doing it to spite Guy, who completely ignored him at the party of much-kissing in favour of drunken women dancing really strangely.

Anyway...

Guy. Loves Elton John and Queen. Went to public school. Would tell Martin he'd passed his exams when he hadn't, but WOULDN'T go through with his plan to cut off all Mac`s hair (to Scissors Bentley`s suprise). Gay? My non-slasher housemate (who knows about my slash obssession, and seems to consider me an expert on all things homosexual now) seems to think so - she leaned over during the 'Queen' scene last Friday and asked if they were turning him into a repressed gay character. And if so, I'd say his interest lies mainly with Mac, who's moving further and further towards Caroline with every breath. And they're saying that the season's ending with be a LITERAL cliffhanger...

Am I crazy? Perhaps. But then the show's crazy, so suddenly this doesn't seem so implausible, though perhaps a little dark.

That said, while I think it would make a cool, angsty fic (with Mac coming to the rescue at the last minute, of course), I do hope that if it is indeed Guy that ends of playing centre role in the 'Greek tragedy' that the writers don't push him too close to the edge. Because I can't see him coming back from that completely the same. And I like him how he is. I'm half-tempted to spoil myself and try to find out what happens, but no. I'll be strong. And analyse each and every thing he does and word he says in tomorrow`s episode, looking for signs of despair, and if I find them run screaming to the nearest spoiler dispenser.

And this 'short, off-the-cuff' post has suddenly become the longest of the day. Sigh.
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