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I wrote Franklin and Bash fairytale fic.

Let's see if I remember how to do this.

Title: Peter and Jared
Fandom: Franklin and Bash
Pairing: Peter and Jared are very in love
Warnings: TW for mentions of cannibalism, I sort of freaked myself out a little writing that. Also for death, I guess.
Disclaimer: I don't own them and I'm not making any money off them
Notes: I haven't watched the show in forever, I'M SORRY IF EITHER OF THEM ARE OOC

Peter and Jared )

Literally just as I finished writing this, I realised I'd missed out on the opportunity to use the famous fairytale about two characters who spend most of their time hanging out with a bear. Oh well.
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Is there any alternate version of Cinderella where the stepmother is gay for Cinderella, and doesn't want her going off to balls or getting married because she just doesn't want her leaving the house? THIS QUESTION HAS PLAGUED ME FOR MANY YEARS.

And in case you were wondering, the ballet I went to see today (Cinderella) was fabulous. I like ballet, but there's never been one that's made me want to cry before. I don't think it's touring at the moment, but if it does or if you live near Leeds I would definitely highly recommend it. Northern Ballet Theatre is great.

And I bought my final Christmas present today, aside from money for my sister. I bought dad vodka because mum says he likes it - I've never seen him drink it, so I hope she's right. I was going to get a litre, as the biggest 'gift' bottle on the shelf, but it looked genuinely massive, so he'll have to make do with 70cl. Hah.

I also picked up the last few things in Leeds I wanted before Christmas. Mostly this was comics. I am kind of enjoying getting comics issue by issue at the moment, something I've not really done before, but between some comics taking months and months to put out a new issue, some selling out of an issue before I have a chance to pick it up so I have a bit of the story missing, and the fact I keep finding new and exciting comics to start even though they cost about £2.50 each and it does add up if you're just following more and more new titles - I don't know if I'm going to keep doing it long-term. Hmph.

Also I got a Christmas card from [livejournal.com profile] jekesta, thank you [livejournal.com profile] jekesta. It's nice to know Roger Moore had some bearing on my cards this year.

I have to go now because I had to get up early to get into Leeds for shopping and ballet and now my head is killing me, byyyyye.
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On a sort of related note to what I was posting about yesterday, it's kind of a shame that in there's quite so many Snow White-related fairytale films and shows coming out at the moment, because pretty much the only show about Snow White I'd like to see is this one. And it was on months ago, in New York.

Also, it would make me very happy if the Red Riding Hood tag on Tumblr wasn't quite SO full of Once Upon A Time and Amanda Seyfried/Max Irons. I still don't know who Max Irons is, but I know his name because of the Red Riding Hood tag.

This, on the other hand, is kind of making me laugh. SORRY TO ANY BENEDICT CUMBERPATCH FANS ON MY FLIST.

ALSO, I saw the trailer for Hunderby today. Behold:



Which looks like it's either going to be hilarious, or terrifying as fuck. Either way, I am interested. It's a 'black comedy' according to internet sources. Phew.

ETA: No-one should judge me for thinking Hunderby might have been terrifying and/or serious, by the way. The first time I saw the advert was backwards in a mirror while I was eating something in the kitchen. I literally went back and watched it again because I thought it might have been called 'Hundredy' and I didn't understand. It could easily have been a terrifying period drama about a house full of lunatics. IT STILL MIGHT BE.
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Some other things that have happened in my life:

  • I made it to Holmfirth for the art market on Sunday. Despite it taking two hours to get there, getting up late, and missing the next bus after I did get up. On the way, I discovered exactly how beautiful some of the rural towns only a few hours busride from my house could be. The main ones being West Clayton and Denby Dale. It's hard to describe, they were just full of weird little cottages and churches and things that obviously used to be churches but weren't anymore. They were sort of creepy and beautiful at the same time. It was a really nice busride. Then I got to Holmfirth, which was also beautiful. It's an old mill town, and they've got a slightly exaggerated idea of what a river is, but it's a really beautiful place all the same. The art market was also lovely, and I manfully bought hardly anything. Unfortunately, the jewelley maker I'd been meant to be picking my necklace up from had forgotten it, which was disappointing, but I know her quite well and she was really nice about it, and she's promising me a big discount when I finally do get it, so I'm not too upset. But it was a really nice day out either way. I had lunch in a tearoom, decorated with little teapots. It was wicked.


  • I may have made a huge mistake in, having finished the main questline of Oblivion, installing and starting the two expansion packs included in the Fifth Anniversary Edition at the same time. The problem is that one comes before the other, it doesn't have to but technically, you know, but I like the second one better. So I'm just playing both! And not really focusing properly on either! And it sort of gives me a headache! But maybe it's better than just playing one until it's used up and then using up the other, I don't know. Probably I should still just pick one and stick with it.


  • Yesterday I managed to make it to my jewellery course, go most of the way to make my first 'piece' (a very, very small house with windows on that might be going to be a brooch or pin), then get to Wakefield for my counselling, and in between I got a call offering me an interview for the job I applied for. Considering that I started my period on Monday and didn't know if I was going to be able to stand up yesterday, it turned out to be a very good day :D


  • Death Valley turned out to not have done the horrible thing I thought it might do, hurrah! And it did something else that pleased me. So hurrah again!


  • Grimm 1.03 )


  • Once Upon A Time 1.04 )


  • Also, adverts. During the time when I wasn't posting, I discovered what was probably my least favourite advert in the whole world. It's had a lot of competition over the years, but it's definitely, definitely the McDonalds 'On The Street Where You Live' advert. It's just such a perfect combination of trying to be something it isn't, hideous, and nothing, that I really can't believe it. Shortly after I made this decision, I didn't see it as much, and thought they'd pulled it. But no. It's still on. It's horrific.

    Also, on a similar note but much better note, Charlie Brooker and We Love Hollyoaks have pointed out the Sevenesque-ness of the new John Lewis christmas advert. And now I can't unsee it.


  • Someone I don't know is following me on Twitter. I forgot about that aspect of the whole social networking thing. Ugh. It's fine I'm sure. They haven't talked to me yet. I just cannot imagine what they have joined up for, looking at my tweets page. But they did. Fine.


  • That is all the news I can think of right now.
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Hello. I'm still mostly playing Oblivion. Which is all going fine and lovely, except that it's kind of pissing me off, because it seems really up and down with the hardness of the quests it gives you. Even in a linear sort of storyline, like the series of quests you need to do to get a better rank in a guild. It's like, one will be going and fighting a few monsters, then the next one will be going and fighting some easy person, and then the next one will be going and fighting a monster you have no hope of ever beating, and then if you do, fighting 10 more of them. And then if you manage that, you get a quest which is basically going and talking to someone. It makes it very difficult to judge how quickly you're going to be able to rank up. But unpredictability is one of the things I like about the game, I suppose. And it's better than them all being ridiculously hard, I guess. And they don't seem to mind how long you take to do them. And I'm sure this is quite boring for anyone who isn't playing the game, so I'll stop now.

I have also just joined the game's assassins guild type of place though. Which I don't normally go for in role-playing games, despite my general love of assassins. But the one in Oblivion seems kind of creepy and awesome so far, so I am looking forward to doing a bit more of that.

Also I did trade in my rubbish old horse for a fancy new one. I feel some guilt over that, but my new horse is basically the fastest type and kind of awesome, so I also feel brilliant about it.

Anyway. Oblivion talk over. In other news, I did manage to catch up on the Resident Evil walkthroughs I wanted to. It turns out there's still a bunch more, and probably a lot more characterisation stuff and story stuff I haven't caught up on, but I'm probably not going to, and apparently it's not all that consistent with each other anyway, so I've seen all of the stuff I really wanted to. Which I am fine with. Hurrah. I still haven't really been watching much else, although I do want to catch up with Hollyoaks. The problem is, what I'd really like to see, at least, is last week's episodes and this week's episodes. Which is two full omnibuses. And I'd ideally want to see them before the new episode on Monday. And you know, I like Hollyoaks at the moment, but five hours worth in one, maybe two days, still seems like a stretch. But hmm. Perhaps I can manage it. Or a bit of it at least.

And the other, non-fannish things I need to do, are make a decision about a necklace that was made for me, whether I want any changes doing to it before I finally pay for it and get it sent out to me; have a look at a job opportunity my employment coach woman has sent me, and possibly apply for it; and get ready for the employment service appointment I have this week. I don't have my jewellery course, as it's half-term. Although that reminds me that it's half-term this week, so my nephews are probably going to be over at our house for a bit longer than usual this week. Hmm. Oh well. I'm sure it'll be fine. And then next week it'll be Halloween! Or nearly. Gosh. Time flies. And so on.

Speaking of the jewellery course though, I learned to solder this week! Sticking one piece of metal to another. It was quite reliant on using the mini-blowtorch, and you have to do things like make sure the metal is sitting right against the other bit of metal, with no gaps. I was quite nervous about it, but I tried it, and I totally managed it. Sadly, I put the bit of metal in my bag after class and it got a bit squashed. But on the bright side, the metal got bent, but the two pieces that were stuck together didn't come apart. It's quite cool, soldering. Apparently when we go back to the class after half-term we'll be moving more onto the 'designing and making pieces' bit of the course. But I'm quite looking forward to it. Hurrah.

Oh, also, I watched the pilot episode of Once Upon A Time. It was quite good, some bits were a bit odd, but I enjoyed it. I had probably heard about it before, but the fact that they're advertising it as "From the writers of Lost" makes me a bit nervous. But I liked quite a lot of it, so I will probably give it a go. Only Grimm to try out when it begins now. And maybe watch those Secret Circle episodes I've got recorded on the Sky box at some point. Um. Perhaps.
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Things I have learned about chocolate:

  • If you give it up for a week, and settled into an agreeable life without it, do not suddenly eat as much or more as you would have before. You will feel sick.
  • Lindt chocolate truffles are indeed tasty, but so rich that if you eat more than one, you will feel sick (see above).
  • Either my Mark's and Spencer's 'mosaic' had been in the shop for a long time before last night, and went all hard and yucky, or M&S are just not so good at the Belgian-style chocolate (though the 'Swiss' is quite tasty. Yes). Also, when eating good, Belgian-style chocolate, dark is better than light. Particularly when that light is white, which should never EVER be eaten. Ever.

So no, the chocolate part of last night did not go so well. But it was still good, because I rented wonderful DVDs - Eddie Izzard and Amelie, mmm. And four for a fiver - still not sure how I managed that. Eddie Izzard-style 'spoilers' )

And then Amelie, which is colourful and lovely and sweet, yes. Very good. spoilers spoilers spoilers )

But though it was good, not a wrong note anywhere, it was not particularly life-changing, which was disappointing. It felt a little bit too much like a cartoon sometimes, and though I identified with 'does not play well with others', shy Amelie, with her boy problems, she always somehow turned around and was a machiavellian genius, which was confusing. Hmm. Still, it made me want to go see Paris. And learn how to make plum pudding. And live a prettiful, colourful life of risks, which led to my going upstairs and finally finishing the tiny, original(ish) pieces I wanted to submit to the uni creative writing magazine, which I will post here too, for perusal. Enjoy.

Disenchanted )

 

Beauty )

 

I have submitted them already, so don't worry about destroying my writing career with unhappiness-making (though constructive) criticism. My housemate, who is all 'poetry boy', seems to like them anyway, so...yes. Feedback at will.

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