I hate you all, omg

[girlofprey]

Reviewing my poll, it is clear that you are all ethically challenged, and think I'm crazy. Hence, I am leaving Livejournal forever!

In a while.

This morning I was watched the episode of Malcolm in the Middle (thank you Sky One!) where Francis is hitchhiking to Alaska unsuccessfully in the freezing cold, and when he finally gets a ride the truck driver points out that he pretty much HAS to do whatever the driver tells him, or he'll have to go back out hitchhiking again.

Why isn't there more slash for this fandom? ::shakes head omg::

I have come to terms slightly more with the Spangler. I am going back through my entries and changing it all to signify this. It occurred to me also that this name also has connotations of the Star-Spangled Banner, which is fairly cool. And fits in awfully well with the line about 'the star at sea' which I like to describe this pairing with - huzzah!

I've been looking at various MITM episode guides as well - O. M. G. I am going to make a list of Reasons/Proof that Francis and Spengler are in love and don't know it yet. Omg.

I wonder what Francis did with his sword.

Things that make me happy no 54: When a character is so cool, they make a previously 'blah' name suddenly fantastic by association. Examples would be Thelma in Thelma and Louise, Clyde of Bonnie and Clyde - and my beloved Francis. Francis. Francis. It's just a beautiful word all of a sudden, y'know? Francis. Try saying it. Fran-cis. And possibly Edwin (as in Spangler), but I need to write him kicking some arse in fic first. Yes.


Fannishness aside, I worked at the Charity Shop again for a few hours. And I've learned I hate customers. Deeply. Why can they not put clothes back where they find them? The right way around? And, y'know, ON the hangers. I mean, it's not like there are sharks in the way, is it? It's not like they have to make a choice between putting the clothes back properly or saving a loved one in peril. I might make a list of 10 Things, like Jekesta. And put it up in the shop.

Growl. I think I'm channelling Bernard Black a bit. Hurrah!

::dances::

Comments

[jekesta]

Oooh, if you could explain about the sharks and the walking facing on coming traffic, I would love you forever.

I remember the truck driver one omg. It is just as gay as the wind. And Francis so pretty. Although I think he should do more sex with Reese. Just cos.

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

::takes your forever-love, and raises you a have-your-babies::

Gay as the wind, yay!

Is that more or less gay than a window?

Francis is SO pretty. It is quite unbelievable. I do not know about Reese though. I am not a Reese fan. Hmm. But more Francisslash would clearly be a yayful thing anyway :D

[missmomoko.livejournal.com]

heh I used to work in a clothes shop. But I was really grateful if Customers dropped things on the floor or did that kind of thing. I was always like 'yesss stuff to actually do!' I got bored easy!

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like the organising part. It is one of the funnest parts of the job. But then it gets messed up in SECONDS, and there is new stock to put out, and things to tag, and I'm putting things out BUT KEEP HAVING TO STOP BECAUSE I CAN'T COPE WITH THE MESS!!

And the customers shouldn't encourage me - keep our shops obsessive-compulsion free!

::dances you::