EMMERDALE!

OH GOD, EMMERDALE. OH GOD.

( ”Emmerdale” )

Um. Yes.

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Right. Before I went slightly mad from the Kings, and at any time last night before I had to go to bed (note to self: staying up till 2am when you have to get up at 7 is not the best idea, even when fandom explodes) - I was going to say that the whole ToS'd thing has made me realise how much underage content my fic has. What little there is of it, of course. There's my Violet/Hook-Handed Man OTP. That's even better, because he has hooks for hands, and has canonically almost tortured and killed her a number of times. I wrote Whisper for it, though there's no sex. There's Francis/Spangler - I can't remember how old Francis is when the series starts, but if it's fifteen/sixteen that's underage, in a few countries. I wrote Detail and Clarathea, and Clarathea even references Lolita. There's no sex, again, but there are definite thoughts. I wrote Francis/Reese Sleeps With... for jekesta, though that's a minor harassing a minor (I think), and the more minor one at that. Both my Hollyoaks fics were for underage pairings, Sweating It, Lee/Bombhead, and Lost Time, Justin/Ali. Only one has (inexplicit) sex, but I don't think Lee and Bombhead were 18 at the time. My Green Wing Joanna fic, The English Girl Who Went Up A Hill referenced underage sex I think (canon). I perved rather a lot on Eerie, Indiana. I'm a bit stuck on Logan/Aaron from Veronica Mars. And I even wrote Frasier Incest, though they're both consenting adults, so possibly that doesn't count. So yes. Possibly I'm more channish than I thought.

And naturally there are the Kings. But they are ADULTS, and their chan is CANON.

I have not much to say about the whole issue. Other people have said it better, and I am tired. It was wank. I did take 'kingcest' down as an interest. This felt like hiding, but it also felt like not giving crazy bastards an excuse, if they were targetting us. Since apparently we could post all we liked about incest, but just couldn't have it as an interest. Though Kingcest probably wouldn't be one of the main interests they targetted. But it's going right back up there. Along with 'incest'. And I have a new favourite insult in Noise Fucker, so it hasn't been all bad. pornish_pixies is back, and that's very hurrah, and I have joined fandom_counts, and you all should too.

nostalgia_lj is great. If you like Doctor Who or Torchwood, you should go read her macros. VIOLENCE KILLS. And I want a Trogdor hoodie.

Some of you may have also noticed I haven't written those drabbles. Well, no I haven't. I went to London, and had a plan for Bank Holiday Monday but it went wrong. I totally have for some of them, and should hopefully get around to that very soon. In the meantime, here is the beginning of a Spaced Tim/Duane fic that I found on my computer ages ago. It probably won't mean anything to most of you, and the Tim characterisation I was heading for wasn't going to be great, I think, but I do still quite like the idea, and some of the writing. So:

( Tim/Duane snippet, one homophobic slur )

I DON'T OWN THEM. Enjoy. See, I write beginnings sometimes.