girlofprey

On the Emmerdale repeat, Tom King (the patriarch) just told Matthew he knew he'd been 'sniffing around Carl'. I'm not even making it up. Then he had to tell Carl 'you're not giving your brother any money', since he's the only one interested in being nice to him. I DID NOT WATCH THE ENTIRE EPISODE AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. Later this week Tom will apparently try to convince/convince Carl to move into the manor house with his beard ex-soldier, non-maternal fiancee, in a BLATANT attempt to lure Matthew back with hot gay brothersex. And they're supposed to be cunning, subtle businessmen. Tut tut.

Has anyone else seen that FREAKY AS HELL advert about bbc.co.uk music, wherein people PLUG THEIR IPODS INTO STRANGERS' HEADS?! As in, DIRECTLY INTO THEIR SCALPS?! Apparently its something to do with being able to listen to even unsigned bands, rather than being A REJECT FROM SOME OBSCURE EXTREME HORROR MOVIE, REJECTED FOR BEING TOO GODDAMNED SCARY. It does not make me want to run to my computer and listen to unsigned bands. It makes me want to cringe in fear, and start a campaign to free these poor unsigned band members from the horrific Unsigned Band Music Farms, where they are milked for their tunes. After I'm done CRINGING IN FEAR. Dudes.

Amazon.co.uk is not being helpful at helping me decide what to spend my hard-earned birthday money on. Neither is the Mighty Boosh site, being constantly sold out of pink pants. Hmph. But berry_fulcher has the latest episode of Snuff Box available for download. You should all do that, and then comment to tell me what you think. Even if you think nothing. Even if you have better things to do. It has a hangman dance, with pretty girls? And you love me? Yes?