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[girlofprey]

Carl smiled and pointed at his face to prove he was happy! That was beautiful. And Carl and Jimmy brought his kids round to remind him he had some. And Carl and Matthew wore sunglasses for no reason, as usual. Oh, I do love Emmerdale.

I went down to the shop to get some toilet paper and saw a man on the corner looking out into the road and talking to himself, and it looked like foaming at the mouth. So I told the police. Hopefully that wasn't the wrong thing to do. They took my address and telephone number so they'll probably be around to tell me how bad it is making up stories to the police later.

Tonight I have a plan to finally set up the portable DVD player dad bought me last year. Or watch Drop the Dead Donkey. Both are good.

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[tiniago.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING IT ANY MORE? Why do you betray me like this? IT IS AS GAY AS GAY CAN BE. It is actual fanfic. John Paul loved Craig and then accidentally told him and Craig was all homophobic and mean but then drunkenly kissed him on prom night and then was horrible to him again but JP got on with things in his sensible JP-y way and got a boyfriend and Craig got REALLY JEALOUS and acted like a knob and JP called him on it and then CRAIG TURNED UP FOR SHAMEFUL SELF-LOATHING GAY SEX, and then punched JP, and JP was VERY SENSIBLE LIKE ALWAYS, and then Craig came to him for MORE SELF-LOATHING GAY SEX, and although he is sensible JP cannot resist him because of his ROMANTIC LOOOOVE, and so he keeps on sleeping with Craig and then telling him off when Craig acts like a knob afterwards, and told him to stop being an ass and face up to his feelings, and then CRAIG DECIDEd THAT HE WOULD HAVE A PRIMARY RELATIONSHIP WITH SARAH BUT KEEP HAVING SHAME SEX WITH JP becaue he wants both and WHY SHOULDN'T HE HAVE IT, and he delivered these lines in THE COLD EVIL TONES OF A KILLER, and JP told him to fuck off and now Craig is having ROMANTIC DREAMS ABOUT HIM and IT IS ACE. And all the teenyboppers LOVE THE GAY. Slash is universal. OH WHY WON'T YOU BE MY HOLLYOAKS FRIEND AGAIN OH. :'-( :'-( :'-( *SACKCLOTH AND ASHES*

I hate Justin SO MUCH. It is a shame because Chris Burton is quite a good actor but JUSTIN IS NOW THE MOST REPELLENT CHARACTER EVER CONCEIVED. It is awful but they have now killed him beyond redemption. Because they cannot write. Alas. Oh well. We can still remember him AS HE ONCE WAS.