girlofprey

I have been watching Celebrity Big Brother. It was truly horrifically amusing. I wistfully cast my mind back to the first CBB, the week of glory wherein I fancied Jack Dee, liked Keith Duffy, and wanted red pleather jeans like the blonde woman. Happy days. But I like Preston rather a lot. He is lovely, and should win. And get a new car. And some gay sex. I am quite upset that I missed the part where he was hero-worshipping George Galloway. I think he might be a bit in love with Chantelle, who is also lovely, as my flatmate suggests, but I prefer to think that their relationship is asexual, and she is helping to comfort his broken heart after the big breakup with George.

Apparently Preston is in a band. I should probably learn more about him before I devote my love too fully. But at least I have tentative connections in the world of bandslash already.

On the BBC page for Life on Mars, Philip Glenister says that with two different policing styles like Sam and Gene's, the best thing to do is "marry the two". And that they should "meet in the middle". Good advice if ever I heard it.

Nick Cave lives in London! Why did no-one tell me? I could go to London, and BE IN THE SAME CITY AS HIM. Some of my flist are going to London and will BE IN THE SAME CITY AS HIM. For some reason, being in the same room as him doesn't quite compare, because dude. IN THE SAME CITY AS HIM. Like, all the time. When he's reading the paper. When he's drinking milk. ALL THE TIME. Dude. And every now and then he goes to Brighton, to work with Warren Ellis, who I hope is not the same guy who writes my new favourite comic Fell, because that would be weird. But dude. London and Brighton. And Tori Amos lives in Cornwall. This makes two of my favourite HUGE artists who have come to live in my country. With me. Drawn by my presence, I'm sure.

There is an article in the new 'Total Film' interviewing him for the film he recently wrote, 'The Propostion'. He wrote the script in 3 weeks. He has just also written a new script, in two and a half weeks. 'I'm getting faster', he says. This is why I love Nick Cave. Or, not, but a very good reason besides.

The same Total Film did an 'abridged parody' of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and called the Triwizard Tournament 'a pointless tournament in which students risk their lives for fame!'. And had Dumbledore say it. This is why I love Total Film.

I may go home for the weekend, and download some of the kindly uploaded episodes of Life on Mars that I missed. Hmm.

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