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Mar. 25th, 2006 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
girlofpreyI am home. Where the wireless internet is. La la la.
I am faced once again with the TRAGIC FACT that no-one wants to write me Emmerdale slash. Matthew has been thrown out of the family! Leaving them for a woman he cannot possibly like! Carl is being beautiful and calm and peace-keepy, telling everyone to 'chill out'. Matthew is so blatantly going to sneak back into Home Farm at some point for some comforting incest. Incext. Whatever.
However, it means you all missed the GLORY of last night's episode, which is punishment enough. They had a line from the Rocky Horror Picture show, and the ending from The Graduate. It was sheer brilliance. Emmerdale wins at life.
Why have I never watched Drop the Dead Donkey, Series One, before? I can only assume I am hideously stunted in some way. So far, Damien is Gus' evil immoral apprentice, and gay for everyone. But should really have illicit sex with Alex. It is beautiful. Also,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tiniago has had the best idea ever. FACT.
Green Wing continues to stun me with the brilliance. My flatmate agreed with me that Mac is annoying sometimes, and Angela danced like a wolf. Roll on, Series Two. Also - why isn't there Joanna femmeslash? It doesn't have to be pretty. It could be dirty and fag-ash smeared. Did I miss something horrific in the first two episodes, or am I just wrong-minded? She had a breast-jiggling competition with Sue White! And keeps picking on Caroline's hair! And has to put up with Statham's - well, Statham - most of the time. Hmph. She should have more love.
Ooh, and I caught Hustle. Hello,hestia8! I find Danny quite annoying, but endearing, and Mickey nice, but a bit blah. Aside from the silent film/Charlie Chaplin bits. Sorry! Though I was mostly distracted by the gay. It started somewhere around them talking a whole lot about the merchant bank owner whose job it was to 'seduce' a customer, and them dolling Danny up to be seduced. Then I was distracted by JW III's blatant attempts to pick him up, and Albert's wistful contemplation of his could-have-been elderly con-artist boyfriend. And then I fell down. Probably I will watch next week, when they might show Mickey and Danny being gay - or even talking! - for all of five minutes. That is all.
I'm sure I had things that weren't TV-related to talk about. Or - in my life at all. But nothing's springing to mind. And I need to unpack. Ah well.
I am faced once again with the TRAGIC FACT that no-one wants to write me Emmerdale slash. Matthew has been thrown out of the family! Leaving them for a woman he cannot possibly like! Carl is being beautiful and calm and peace-keepy, telling everyone to 'chill out'. Matthew is so blatantly going to sneak back into Home Farm at some point for some comforting incest. Incext. Whatever.
However, it means you all missed the GLORY of last night's episode, which is punishment enough. They had a line from the Rocky Horror Picture show, and the ending from The Graduate. It was sheer brilliance. Emmerdale wins at life.
Why have I never watched Drop the Dead Donkey, Series One, before? I can only assume I am hideously stunted in some way. So far, Damien is Gus' evil immoral apprentice, and gay for everyone. But should really have illicit sex with Alex. It is beautiful. Also,
tiniago has had the best idea ever. FACT.Green Wing continues to stun me with the brilliance. My flatmate agreed with me that Mac is annoying sometimes, and Angela danced like a wolf. Roll on, Series Two. Also - why isn't there Joanna femmeslash? It doesn't have to be pretty. It could be dirty and fag-ash smeared. Did I miss something horrific in the first two episodes, or am I just wrong-minded? She had a breast-jiggling competition with Sue White! And keeps picking on Caroline's hair! And has to put up with Statham's - well, Statham - most of the time. Hmph. She should have more love.
Ooh, and I caught Hustle. Hello,
hestia8! I find Danny quite annoying, but endearing, and Mickey nice, but a bit blah. Aside from the silent film/Charlie Chaplin bits. Sorry! Though I was mostly distracted by the gay. It started somewhere around them talking a whole lot about the merchant bank owner whose job it was to 'seduce' a customer, and them dolling Danny up to be seduced. Then I was distracted by JW III's blatant attempts to pick him up, and Albert's wistful contemplation of his could-have-been elderly con-artist boyfriend. And then I fell down. Probably I will watch next week, when they might show Mickey and Danny being gay - or even talking! - for all of five minutes. That is all.I'm sure I had things that weren't TV-related to talk about. Or - in my life at all. But nothing's springing to mind. And I need to unpack. Ah well.
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