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girlofpreyI have been watching Emmerdale recently and I have been enjoying Ross Barton grieving over his dead secret girlfriend and tonight he wore an amazing suit and sat on the edge of her open grave, and then his only friend Debbie came along in a funeral miniskirt and sat on the edge of it with him, and then he got locked in a garage and had to choose between a series of increasingly destructive tools to break the door down with and then he calmly took off his jacket so it would stay clean while he went at the door with an axe and then he explained death to a small child and gave her a hug. IT WAS SO GOOD.
I want terrible things. I want him and Debbie to go on crime sprees together in suits and black miniskirts, and I want something to happen ??? So that he cries in front of Laurel and she gets weird and maternal over him. And I want him to have a past of selling himself on the streets after he ran away, and to have to explain to his gay younger brother that it's not the same as what he does, in any way, and I want him to dive in front of a car to save a child again and get fairly badly hurt, so his dad has to sit beside him at the hospital and look at him with worry but also pride for once, and I want Laurel and Ashley to get back together because I always preferred them to Laurel and Marlon and still do.
I want terrible things. I want him and Debbie to go on crime sprees together in suits and black miniskirts, and I want something to happen ??? So that he cries in front of Laurel and she gets weird and maternal over him. And I want him to have a past of selling himself on the streets after he ran away, and to have to explain to his gay younger brother that it's not the same as what he does, in any way, and I want him to dive in front of a car to save a child again and get fairly badly hurt, so his dad has to sit beside him at the hospital and look at him with worry but also pride for once, and I want Laurel and Ashley to get back together because I always preferred them to Laurel and Marlon and still do.
