Batman Begins...again

[girlofprey]

@ Bruce quite in love with his father, I think. Disturbing :Z
@ Ducard playing hard to get liek woah. 'You can have me once you've climbed a mountain. And bring flowers!!'
@ Likewise, I'm not that fussed about Ducard/Crane, but there is something to be said for two men being in a 'business relationship' that consists of one regularly giving the other lots of flowers :D
@ Bruce: 'I worked with criminals, but I never became one'. Except when you stole that fruit....
@ Bruce having pictures of Gordon all over the floor: there's 'interested', and then there's just wrong. Perhaps he made him feel like his father made him feel. But bare feet, eeee!!
@ 'Spelunking' just generally sounds wrong.
@ No Bruce, don't go down the well! Samara doesn't sleep! :O
@ Is Cillian Murphy/Dr Crane wearing mascara? That's not terribly professional...
@ His glasses are very pretty though
@ The batmo-tank has window-wipers! Eee!
@ If a microwave emitter vaporises water...wouldn't it vaporise a person?
@ Dr Crane: psychopharmacologist who will set you on fire!! ::awed::
@ I'm not that fussed about what Rachel (thieving whore of my name!) was ultimately afraid of, but it would have been interesting to know whether she saw Batman as a hideous monster. Would make any later relationship of theirs more interesting....
@ ::mourns Harvey Dent and his stolen part. Unless Rachel gets his later storylines and something more interesting to do::
@ Gordon is so Batman's boyfriend omg
@ Pretty mad!Crane, eee!!
@ Possible Crane/Gordon, eee!!
@ Not to get all 'racial', but there are unfortunate implications in saying that the asian guy was never the boss, it was in fact the 'cultured' white guy all along. Hmm.
@ Also interesting would have been some of the poor innocent people/children being protected turning around and madly attempting to kick the shit out of Gordon/Rachel. Hmm.
@ Crane so descended from the Hessian, omg.
@ Yay the Joker yay.

In conclusion: Batman Begins, I laughed at you in parts, but loved you too. Sequel, please. With more Jonathon Crane. And more slash, hurrah!

Comments

[xzombiexkittenx.livejournal.com]

@ Is Cillian Murphy/Dr Crane wearing mascara? That's not terribly professional...
Yes. Yes he was. And eyeliner. *purrs*

@ The batmo-tank has window-wipers! Eee!
I'm seeing this movie again tonight, I'll be sure to look out for them!

If a microwave emitter vaporises water...wouldn't it vaporise a person?
That's what I thought. Also, steam = ow. But hey, it's Batman.

@ Not to get all 'racial', but there are unfortunate implications in saying that the asian guy was never the boss, it was in fact the 'cultured' white guy all along. Hmm.
Yeah, kind of sucks from a film analysis POV but hey, he's Irish, so that's just as bad. *snerk* (yes that was sarcastic, I'm half irish, so I get to make irish jokes)

Cane so descended from the Hessian, omg.
Y'know there's Sleepy Hollow slash out there...*whistles innocently*
And it's nice to know I wasn't the only one who thought this.

Yay the Joker yay.
I'm still pretending it wasn't Jack "Overacting is my middle name" Nickleson *grinds teeth*
But otherwise I concur

And more slash, hurrah!
If there was any more subtext they would have snogged on the spot, then started fucking...wait. Yes! More Slash!

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

@ Clearly he has a whole different utility belt to Batman
@ They are so there, in the scene with Rachel I think, under the monorail!! I nearly giggled so hard :D
@ ::does not question the Irishness::
@ Omg, Sisters in the Crazy Theory! That would be an interesting crossover. And yes, I know of Sleepy Hollow slash. I search for it hither and yon every now and then when I get the urge sekritly friends you so I can have more, more!!
@ That does bring up the interesting question of who might play him in the theoretical sequel. Hmm. But mostly it will just make things more interesting I think, whoever it is :)
@ Case in point ::begins making signs to this effect::

[packyrsuitcases.livejournal.com]

@ No Bruce, don't go down the well! Samara doesn't sleep! :O

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, that made my day.

@ I'm not that fussed about what Rachel (thieving whore of my name!) was ultimately afraid of, but it would have been interesting to know whether she saw Batman as a hideous monster. Would make any later relationship of theirs more interesting....

See, I just want to know what *everyone*'s afraid of. 'Cos the physical manifestations of those fears look cool. But, she probably had a stupid fear... like, bugs, or losing her voice in the middle of her closing arguments.

@ ::mourns Harvey Dent and his stolen part. Unless Rachel gets his later storylines and something more interesting to do::

*ponders a chick Two-Face* Eeenterestink.

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

@ ;) That would be an interesting crossover, though (I'm just full of them today). Hmm...
@ Ah, the joys of special effects. But apparently unless you fall down a well full of bats and then kill watch your parents die, your fears don't mean shit in this film. Also: hee! :)
@ Many, many things could be forgiven if Katie Holmes could somehow pull off a schizoid pyschopath. Which perhaps she could now that I think about it. So long as it doesn't just end up that on one side of her face she wears make-up, and on the other she does not, omg!!! :O

[packyrsuitcases.livejournal.com]

@ Many, many things could be forgiven if Katie Holmes could somehow pull off a schizoid pyschopath. Which perhaps she could now that I think about it. So long as it doesn't just end up that on one side of her face she wears make-up, and on the other she does not, omg!!! :O

ROFL. Although, with Hollywood, it could be that their faces are hideously deformed and are fixed up regularly with... I dunno, industrial grade spackle, or something.

But, still, I don't think we have to worry about Katie Holmes becoming Two-Face. She isn't coming back for the next one. Apparently the makers are pissed off at the fact that her engagement has stolen press away from the movie, or something. See here (http://imdb.com/news/wenn/2005-06-21/#2).