I have literally just realised than on the new layout of my journal home page, you can't see the icons I have put with each post.
LIIIIVEEJOOUUURNAAAALLL!!!
Ahem. Anyway. I'm so tired. SO tired. I have finally gotten into one of those games that I like to think of as Stockholm Syndrome games, because the only way you really enjoy them is because you spend SO LONG trying to beat each f-ing part that when you finally win and something goes right IT'S AMAZING and you love it, mostly because you can't remember a life outside the game or what it's like when anything good happens anymore. I LOVE IT THOUGH. It's called Bound By Flame, and it let me play as a woman which I wasn't expecting, and I can't tell if it's bad voice acting or a narrative choice, but the woman just sounds like she doesn't give a fuck any of the time, and I love her. They also have a funny, self-deprecating male character who I love, and I'm pretty sure they're going to make him a king again. Because apparently the only way we can have self-deprecating characters in games is if they're secretly THE BEST AND MOST GLORIOUS OF ALL. I'm pretty sure the game isn't going to let me bang him, because it still frequently refers to my character as a man. But you never know. Also there's a female character who almost literally has her tits out all the time. But she has amazing hair and is kind of sarcastic, so I almost don't care.
It's my sister's birthday tomorrow. It's a struggle every year to find a card that doesn't have a sappy message in it that either a) sounds really weird considering I'm not talking to her, b) massively underscore the fact that I'm not talking to her, or c) sound really sarcastic. Or all of the above. But I managed. My mum is working all day tomorrow, so I'm assuming we're not going anywhere or doing anything. I wouldn't be anyway, pretty much, but it'll be nice if I don't have to deal with saying no.
I also had some pomegranate jelly today. TURNS OUT THAT'S REALLY GOOD. And one of those flavours that you've probably been tasting in sweets for years, and just not known what it was. Also pineapple jelly is just as good as I remember.
LIIIIVEEJOOUUURNAAAALLL!!!
Ahem. Anyway. I'm so tired. SO tired. I have finally gotten into one of those games that I like to think of as Stockholm Syndrome games, because the only way you really enjoy them is because you spend SO LONG trying to beat each f-ing part that when you finally win and something goes right IT'S AMAZING and you love it, mostly because you can't remember a life outside the game or what it's like when anything good happens anymore. I LOVE IT THOUGH. It's called Bound By Flame, and it let me play as a woman which I wasn't expecting, and I can't tell if it's bad voice acting or a narrative choice, but the woman just sounds like she doesn't give a fuck any of the time, and I love her. They also have a funny, self-deprecating male character who I love, and I'm pretty sure they're going to make him a king again. Because apparently the only way we can have self-deprecating characters in games is if they're secretly THE BEST AND MOST GLORIOUS OF ALL. I'm pretty sure the game isn't going to let me bang him, because it still frequently refers to my character as a man. But you never know. Also there's a female character who almost literally has her tits out all the time. But she has amazing hair and is kind of sarcastic, so I almost don't care.
It's my sister's birthday tomorrow. It's a struggle every year to find a card that doesn't have a sappy message in it that either a) sounds really weird considering I'm not talking to her, b) massively underscore the fact that I'm not talking to her, or c) sound really sarcastic. Or all of the above. But I managed. My mum is working all day tomorrow, so I'm assuming we're not going anywhere or doing anything. I wouldn't be anyway, pretty much, but it'll be nice if I don't have to deal with saying no.
I also had some pomegranate jelly today. TURNS OUT THAT'S REALLY GOOD. And one of those flavours that you've probably been tasting in sweets for years, and just not known what it was. Also pineapple jelly is just as good as I remember.