Emmerdale

I would like to make it clear though that I prefer Ross Barton when he's harassing his family rather than when he's harassing women he fancies. Ew.

On that note, I went on Youtube last night looking for the scene where Ross' dad comes to get him from Moira's, having not seen him since he ran away three years previously. I'm glad I did, because omg.

You have to put up with Charlie from Coronation Street, but mainly it's about a man all but making out with his son in an attempt to get him to come home. I haven't seen this much gay in a soap since that DVD of early Neighbours we watched. Don't make out with your kids, folks.