Medievalness (I left the house!)

[girlofprey]

Mum and I and Jack went to the Medieval Day at the castle. T'was as usual slightly rubbish, being mostly arts and crafts stalls and liquorice-flavoured things. OH HOW TERRIBLE TO HATE THE SWEET MY TOWN IS FAMOUS FOR. Also it was mostly too hot, and there were too many people in my way, and Jack didn't want to move forward and didn't want to stay still, and rargh! But parts were good. A goat tried to eat my burger, and there was a princess running around riding a dragon, which was a nice shift in gender politics. Always suspected the tales about girls getting "kidnapped" all the time. Clearly knights just didn't measure up in the fearsomeness/fun stakes.

Anyway. There was also a birds of prey display including a Golden Eagle, and dude! It was huge! I can see why America has it as its bird! I'd make a crack about how size doesn't matter but OMG YES IT DOES. HUGE. It wouldn't turn around and face us though. Drama queen. And I saw my first medieval swordfight. I know half-sword and murder strike and pomelling, and all the things you can do with the cross bit. Which I'm sure will come in useful one day... >:)

Also I tried some lemon curd, and no spider came and sat down beside me. Shame on the nursery rhyme authorities. Black, black shame.

Comments

[tiniago.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE ME, WERE YOU SAT ON A TUFFET? IF YOU WERE NOT SAT ON A TUFFET YOU CAN HARDLY EXPECT THE ATTENTION OF THE SPIDERS. IF YOU DON'T FULFILL YOUR SIDE OF THE BARGAIN THEY WON'T FULFILL THEIR SIDE, GIRLOFPREY. THAT IS JUST SCIENCE.

Goats! Girls riding dragons! Yay! Yay!

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

I WAS - NEAR - YOU SHUT UP! UNLESS YOU WANT A MURDER STRIKE! There are thousands of spiders per square metre or something! Surely one could have taken the time out to come fulfill my rubbish expectations. I might have stamped it instead of being frightened away, but THAT'S JUST HOW THESE THINGS PLAY OUT! THEM'S THE BREAKS, BABY!

There were ravens last year. I missed the ravens :(