Yay, Emmerdale!

[girlofprey]

Eeeeeee! Carl! I glove him so much!

Reasons why Carl King is lovely:

• He wears pink shirts, MOST of the time.


• His hair is sort of gingery brown and lovely.


• No matter how arsey his brothers and father are to each other, he just looks generally confused and tries to hold the family together (with SEX!)


• When one of his brother's is ostracised, he still goes for drinks with them (and does SEX)


• He sometimes just randomly has the keys to Matt's place (squee!)


• He is delightfully tall.


• Seriously, much taller than any of the rest of them. And they're all taller than their dad. They must have had a really tall mother. Like freakishly tall.


• Even though he is nice-looking and generally lovely, all of his relationships with girls still fall spectacularly to pieces.


• He is afraid of heights (squee!)


• He is meant to be all sensitive and 'artistic', and yet he is a binlad - and it works!


• He is completely gay for his brothers.

In conclusion: there should be more angsty, family-ish storylines for Carl King, wherein he ostracised by some and sexed by others, and then advantage-taking sexed by the rest. I wish I had watched the storyline where he accidentally killed the postman, and was all pale and shaky while his brothers bullied him into silence. It is Max's turn at the moment - but his time will come.

Also, I was thinking that it is a shame Kim Tate isn't in it anymore, because Kim/Zoe? Would be hotliekwoah.

End of squee.