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[girlofprey]

Also, who was that Tina-lookalike journalist who turned up in the middle of the episode? She can stay. She can stay and confuse everyone.

Other things David deserves:

• A dragon companion.



• To be possessed, by an Elder God, who says 'I looked around the entire world, and he was literally the best human I could find, therefore he will be my herald'. And everyone on the street can be like 'oh David, David, we didn't realise you were so good, and we need to save you, and we really miss having the real you around'.



• Reams of terrible ABO fic about David being an omega who has to constantly, irritably turn down the advances of the alphas who live on the street.



• For someone to install some kind of control collar on him so he can glare at them ferociously while being forced to do what they say.



• For Tina and Richard Hillman to come back as ghosts only he can see, who help him carry out his plans whenever he needs them.