Emmerdale

[girlofprey]

Oh Carl. Just because your life is like as if it was designed by a soap opera writer is no reason to go COMPLETELY MAD. Although I did assume it wouldn't be him in the 'death shock' tonight, and that he would angst about it massively. I imagine Matthew was behind it. Now they can bond over murder. OH GOD CARL. Why must you be constantly near people who are expendable? Maybe Jimmy and Matt should just keep him locked in the house from now on. Matt clearly looked quite interested that maybe the "rules don't apply" to Carl anymore though. Now they don't even have to worry about the incest. Oh God, Jimmy and Matt refusing to lose another member of their family, to ANYTHING. Oh God, Grace's bizarre purple hallway. Oh God, how close we came to graveyard!sex. Carl thinks he can just do what he likes now. I'm vaguely interested to see what that is. Become a stuntman, maybe. Buy up all the land around Emmerdale and turn it into stripmines. Maybe he'll teach his kids to become supervillains too. Oh dude.

It turns out my TV only picks up decent reception on ITV now if I sit about 2 metres in front of it. I'm pretty sure that's not how it's supposed to work.