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UPDATE: I probably don't have sepsis, and my bank card was where I thought I'd left it, and it's frozen, and I can go pick it up on Monday. And I bought a new dress today, and my mum said "yes, that will look very nice hanging in your wardrobe". And I went to the Rhubarb Festival, discovered that rhubard is a vegetable, and a wet TV nearly electrocuted Jean-Christophe Novelli.