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Things that happened to me today:

• I was walking the dog on one of those leashes that retracts or gives out depending on whether you push a button. Then it broke, and wouldn't retract anymore. While I was trying to figure out what to do with it, the loose leash hanging from my hands dragged through some dry dogmuck on the pavement, and my dog wandered off into someone's front garden.



• My dog did his business up the field, which is his job when we take him on a walk, and then - possibly because of the broken leash I was trying to manage, possibly just because of nothing at all - I got dogmuck all over my hands when I was picking it up with a bag.

Sometimes I just get the feeling that it just isn't my week.