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And on Eastenders tonight, we saw Andy Hunter still suffering with sublimated sexual frustration whenever Alfie's around, but unfortunately Alfie had much more to worry about when his two troublemaking old flames turn back up in his life.

Thank you Alfie, for keeping this show the swirling slash vortex it was always meant to be.

In other news: no-one loves the hook-handed man like I love the hook-handed man, and One Tree Hill seems so good, yet people say it's so bad. Confusion! But plenty of tension - Luke/Nathan/Dan=OT3 (it's an incest-fest!).

I'm sure I didn't use to be this screwed-up. Ah well.