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[girlofprey]

Dear amazon,

I get that you are rubbish. Rubbishly rubbish. I get why you recommend me things I would have no interest in, or that I already own - for how are you to know? I even sort of get why you recommend me things that are already on my wishlist - no harm trying, ey? But why, precisely, do you feel the need to keep recommending me something I just ordered, all of five minutes ago, FROM YOU???

No love (or respect, frankly),
girlofprey

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[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

Things can be harsh but fair, and cruel but just is basically just that run through a thesaurus, so I guess so yes, BUT NONE OF THIS APPLIES TO AMAZON, FOR IT SUGGESTS THEY ARE HUMAN AND INTELLIGENT and they are not.

OMG, YOU ARE A BOT! ::nonchalantly tries to get out of this situation alive::

::dances in the lick:: :)

(I have no icons that imply I love people, this is a TERRIBLE CRIME, but this one involves dancing, and hate, so hurrah! (but I do not think you are a bitch))

[jekesta]

I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT RAR.

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

Okay.