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[girlofprey]

Dear amazon,

I get that you are rubbish. Rubbishly rubbish. I get why you recommend me things I would have no interest in, or that I already own - for how are you to know? I even sort of get why you recommend me things that are already on my wishlist - no harm trying, ey? But why, precisely, do you feel the need to keep recommending me something I just ordered, all of five minutes ago, FROM YOU???

No love (or respect, frankly),
girlofprey

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[jekesta]

Oh! I hope you are in presentations, that is TRULY beautiful. they never lack ideas for me, because if all else fails they just turn the ENTIRE LIST over to gay manga and know they will trap me, it is cruel but just. Can cruel things be just? I don't know. I have headphones on, it is like being a robot. I can't hear myself typing.

::LICKS YOU RANDOMLY::

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

Things can be harsh but fair, and cruel but just is basically just that run through a thesaurus, so I guess so yes, BUT NONE OF THIS APPLIES TO AMAZON, FOR IT SUGGESTS THEY ARE HUMAN AND INTELLIGENT and they are not.

OMG, YOU ARE A BOT! ::nonchalantly tries to get out of this situation alive::

::dances in the lick:: :)

(I have no icons that imply I love people, this is a TERRIBLE CRIME, but this one involves dancing, and hate, so hurrah! (but I do not think you are a bitch))

[jekesta]

I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT I AM NOT A BOT RAR.

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

Okay.