I'm not saying anything against it! It lives on in a colourful, chaotic corner of my head. And Amber is, omg, my girl hero. I just remember watching it slightly agog, wondering if this week there would be more evil priests, or perhaps a problem with their intricate water system instead. Or another Wild West casino. Or death camp. But I kept missing episodes and getting confused, so this is probably why I was not completely captured by the magic!

I have heard of the wank. It sounds intensely terrifying and hilarious.

And yes, it was great. And it was John Simm. And it was Dostoevsky. So why have they not released the DVD???? ::despairs at the BBC::