Hi, can you do me a favour? I missed the first ten minutes of this episode - what happened? Where did Craig go? Who was that woman that Douglas was having dinner with?

Also, I had massive trouble figuring out which one of those two was sleeping with Stuart.

I don't think the writers would put him together with Justine just because it'd be a bit left-of-field at this stage. Also, they have no romantic chemistry together (though I do lvoe watching them argue).

I think horrible guy was dressed as a security guard, and my reading of it was that given his mum was in a cleaner's outfit, Stuart's brain was trying to make them make sense in their environment.

No idea why Stuart gave her the necklace, though. I was cheering him at the end when they were being all simpering and he was just going 'actually, no. I'm going now'

I'm trying not to slash the LOM blokes. But it's difficult.