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[girlofprey]

<s> Jekesta are the Goddess of the strikethrough </s>!!. Only not struck-through. She are like my LJ fairy godmother!!

Interesting things I have learned today: at the moment, all women between 20 and 64 should have cervical screenings, but on the 1st of April this will change to 25-64 (unless it is an April Fool, omg). This means that if I want a smear test now as opposed to in five years time, I have between my birthday on the 27th March (Easter Sunday, omg, holy!) and then, which is three days, for which I will not be in Nottingham when I'm meant to be having it done. Hmm.

Also, all it tests for is cervical cancer, which is 'nearly impossible' (to quote the doctor) to get without being sexually active. Score one for the virgins! Although she seemed to also be saying it such cancer is virally transmitted, which...seems wrong. Ah well.

Whee, I am going to see two men dance each other tonight! And possibly buy a long-awaited Triple Chocolate Fudge Cookie omg.

Omg Eastenders! I missed most of it, and will miss it tonight, but Andy called Dennis his 'friend'! In official, written-down form! He calls no-one his friend, not even Pat who was super-friendly and gets to live in his house (and sleep in his suits). They were canon it is proof. And next week Pat arranges his funeral, but only she and Johnny Allen turn up (because he fancied him really), and then she yells at people who did not come, because omg Andy was the best, and why did she not FILM HIM being all whisky-drinking and angsty alone at night so everyone else could have loved him too?!? Growl.

Hmm, Connotations. Does anyone know how long on average it is to wait before confirmation-type things arrive?