Probably Michael got to Cabo (with his father), failed to find any children to round up into building mini sand-developments for him, and immediately said "I've made a huge mistake". Or saw on the news how badly everything, and just couldn't cope anymore and had to go back and rescue them, however badly he thought George Michael shouldn't be near the rest of the family. Maybe he'd leave George Michael in Cabo with George Snr and accidentally forget to go back for him. OH. It's quite nice that he got a holiday. But not for too long.

ON THE OTHER HAND, this is probably EXACTLY the point when Lucas Buck kidnapped him, drugged him and got them both into Dodgeball commentating. Oh, I can't BELIEVE their love! I can't believe they were in both things! I can't believe Lucas wanted to shoot Michael in the head, in true Lucas style. I'd love to find out whether this or the film came first. OH GOD.

And Arrested Development! "In fact he was so devastated, he broke out the old guitar", "They're family, it seems natural that they would be together", "No scar.com", "Maybe you don't have enough RAM to contemplate this, Michael -", "It was part of my ILLUSION!", "Tell your friends about this show", "I just hope he only stays in the coma until the trial is over, after which he wakes up and gets a BIG TOY". I LOVE IT SO MUCH.